ODE DE ODOUR
For those of us can't help but take a turn and toot
T'is paramount to bring a dog to blame.
For the f-f-f-f-ters of the group
Thy stink can put a skunk's parfum to shame!
Give me, this day, or any, the bold-faced blaster.
While he may have marked his pant,
Of odour, he is not master.
I'm pleasured, unequivocally, to have offered you said rant. :D